All the Stuff

I have been banned from Facebook and Messenger for 6 months for complaining about actual dick pics being used on approved sponsored ads on their platform. I'm telling you this because, as of now, I have no ability to scrape for events on Facebook. Promoters, DJs, producers, you absolutely have to send me your events, release announcements to [email protected] or they will not be posted because I will not know they exist. This is the only way things are gonna work from here on out.

I've just acquired my first run of a new stack of credit card sized flyers from Vital Print Press. Graphic design by Miles Taylor.

I thought you should know I just migrated servers. Hopefully everything is still working? Let me know if something isn't...

Somewhere between "I downloaded a free DJ app" and "I opened for Tiesto", lies the sweet middle ground of 1000 SoundCloud followers. And in that meager, muddled, Minneapolis middle? DJ SoundCloudie! Yes, that SoundCloudie, the one who's only one faulty basement circuit away from being "that guy who killed the vibe last Saturday".

It's back! Yep, I went and done did it. I bought the domain and I built a goddamn website with my own two hands...

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